Thread:MidnightManacchi/@comment-26113939-20170111065319/@comment-26113939-20170205030507

Same. XD

My cousin asked me to go to church with him. The situation played out like this:

Mom: Josh, your cousin wants to know if you wanna go to church with him tomorrow.

Me: First off, I don't beleive in god. Second off, I would not be caught dead with any of my cousins. XD

Mom: Okay, I'll tell him you're sick with a high fever.

Me: And most importantly, my husbando is 500,000 event points away. XD