User blog:Lethargic Yuki Co./What Is Hell? ~Poem~

Hell isn't burning to death with a goat dude Hell isn't eternal torture Hell is your iPad starting to make static-y noises at 12:30 AM.

Why is it hell? Cuz the noises sound like shrieking, crying horses who are singing a horrible duet with shrieking, crying children.

I'm still recovering. Every little shape and movement that my fan or I makes is absolutely terrifying. And my ears feel like they're gonna explode. The quiet, almost nonexistent noise of my iPad's keyboard is soothing, but when I try to listen to music, it's different. It's like there's a large difference between the singing of anime characters and the tap, tap, tap of my keyboard.

But heaven is knowing that my dad won't have an excuse to snoop around on my iPad. Because, let's be honest, group chats with friends aren't always the most squeaky clean things ever.