Hime wa arimasen!

'''Hime wa arimasen! (姫 わ ありません！, lit. I'm not a Princess!)''' is Hanako Inoue's theme song. It's a song about her reaction when Meganee told her she looks like a princess and could use the brand Twinkle Ribbon. It's a bit ironic. In the roleplay, it is released with the first album by #Kakumei3.

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(Naze Brilliant Prince? Anata wa Twinkle Ribbon o shiyō suru koto ga dekimasendeshita ka? Anata wa hime no yō ni miemasu!) ...NANI SORE?!?!

Dōshite-Dōshite-Dōshite boku wa hime no yō ni narimasu ka? Meganee-san no megane ga kowarete imasu ka? Missetsu ni mite! Boku wa himeda hō o o oshie shimashou! Hime wa boku no hantaidesu! Anata wa jibun de kidzukanaidarou ka?

Sō hime no yōna boku ni tsuite wa nanidesu ka? (Nani sore~?) Boku wa nagai kami o motte imasu ka? Furirusukāto? Boku ga tsukuru chakuyō shite inai, mata fanshīakusesarī (Sutaffu wa boku wa sukide wa nai~) Kimi wa sore o shutoku shinai baai, boku wa kimi o oshiete agemashou Hime wa arimasen! (Ōji-rashii otome desu~!)

Kimi ga iudarou tsugi no koto wa, Boku wa kawaī co-de no naka de yoku mirudarou to iu kotodesu Boku wa sore ga hontōdatta nozomimasu Shikashi Meganee-tachi wa itsumo kimi o shōsan! Boku wa oji-rashii otome koto o hokori ni omoimasu Kimi wa sore o henkō suru koto wa dekimasen!

Himedearu koto no chōsho tame, Anata ga itotekini kajō han'nō suru toki to iu kotodesu, Anata wa subete atae raremasu! Watashi wa hime-rashii ōji no tensai desu.

Sō hime no yōna boku ni tsuite wa nanidesu ka? (Nani sore~?) Boku wa nagai kami o motte imasu ka? Furirusukāto? Boku ga tsukuru chakuyō shite inai, mata fanshīakusesarī (Sutaffu wa boku wa sukide wa nai~) Kimi wa sore o shutoku shinai baai, boku wa kimi o oshiete agemashou Hime wa arimasen! (Ōji-rashii otome desu~!)

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(Why Brilliant Prince? Couldn't you use Twinkle Ribbon? You look like a princess!) ...WHAT'S THAT?!?!

Why-why-why do I look like a princess? Are Meganee-san's glasses broken? Look closely! I'll teach you who's a princess! A princess is the opposite of me! Couldn't you notice on your own?

What's so princess-like about me? (What's it~?) Have I got long hair? Frilly skirts? I don't wear make up, nor fancy accessories (Stuff I don't like~) I'll tell you if you don't get it I'm not a princess! (I'm a prince-like lady~!)

Next thing you'll say is, That I'd look good in cute coords I wish that was true But Meganees always praise you! I'm proud being a prince-like lady And you can't change it!

Because the pros of being a princess, Are that, when you overreact on purpose, You get everything granted! I'm a princess-like prince genius.

What's so princess-like about me? (What's it~?) Have I got long hair? Frilly skirts? I don't wear make up, nor fancy accessories (Stuff I don't like~) I'll tell you if you don't get it I'm not a princess! (I'm a prince-like lady~!)

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(Naze Brilliant Prince? Anata wa Twinkle Ribbon o shiyō suru koto ga dekimasendeshita ka? Anata wa hime no yō ni miemasu!) ...NANI SORE?!?!

Dōshite-Dōshite-Dōshite boku wa hime no yō ni narimasu ka? Meganee-san no megane ga kowarete imasu ka? Missetsu ni mite! Boku wa himeda hō o o oshie shimashou! Hime wa boku no hantaidesu! Anata wa jibun de kidzukanaidarou ka?

Sō hime no yōna boku ni tsuite wa nanidesu ka? (Nani sore~?) Boku wa nagai kami o motte imasu ka? Furirusukāto? Boku ga tsukuru chakuyō shite inai, mata fanshīakusesarī (Sutaffu wa boku wa sukide wa nai~) Kimi wa sore o shutoku shinai baai, boku wa kimi o oshiete agemashou Hime wa arimasen! (Ōji-rashii otome desu~!)

Kimi ga iudarou tsugi no koto wa, Boku wa kawaī co-de no naka de yoku mirudarou to iu kotodesu Boku wa sore ga hontōdatta nozomimasu Shikashi Meganee-tachi wa itsumo kimi o shōsan! Boku wa oji-rashii otome koto o hokori ni omoimasu Kimi wa sore o henkō suru koto wa dekimasen!

Hitobito-hitobito-hitobito wa PriPara ni kite Karera wa gārī mite mitainode, Kimi wa akiraka ni watashi ga monku o itte iru ni kidzukimasu Naze kimi wa boku ga himeda to itte teishi shinai to, Boku wa jibun no burando o sentaku shitai toki?

Sō hime no yōna boku ni tsuite wa nanidesu ka? (Nani sore~?) Boku wa nagai kami o motte imasu ka? Furirusukāto? Boku ga tsukuru chakuyō shite inai, mata fanshīakusesarī (Sutaffu wa boku wa sukide wa nai~) Kimi wa sore o shutoku shinai baai, boku wa kimi o oshiete agemashou Hime wa arimasen! (Ōji-rashii otome desu~!)

Boku wa iudarou tsugi no koto wa, Boku wa himedatta to shite mo, nani o henkō suru nodeshou ka? Boku wa mada bokunōkiniiri no burando o shiyō suru koto ga dekimasu Shikashi Meganee-tachi wa monkuwoiu hitsuyō ga arimasu! Boku wa oji-rashii otome, boku wa sentakushi ga nai yō ni miemasuga, Boku wa, Twinkle Ribbon no fuku o chakuyō suru hitsuyō ga arimasu!

Himedearu koto no chōsho tame, Anata ga itotekini kajō han'nō suru toki to iu kotodesu, Anata wa subete atae raremasu! Watashi wa hime-rashii ōji no tensai desu.

Sō hime no yōna boku ni tsuite wa nanidesu ka? (Nani sore~?) Boku wa nagai kami o motte imasu ka? Furirusukāto? Boku ga tsukuru chakuyō shite inai, mata fanshīakusesarī (Sutaffu wa boku wa sukide wa nai~) Kimi wa sore o shutoku shinai baai, boku wa kimi o oshiete agemashou Hime wa arimasen! (Ōji-rashii otome desu~!)

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(Why Brilliant Prince? Couldn't you use Twinkle Ribbon? You look like a princess!) ...WHAT'S THAT?!?!

Why-why-why do I look like a princess? Are Meganee-san's glasses broken? Look closely! I'll teach you who's a princess! A princess is the opposite of me! Couldn't you notice on your own?

What's so princess-like about me? (What's it~?) Have I got long hair? Frilly skirts? I don't wear make up, nor fancy accessories (Stuff I don't like~) I'll tell you if you don't get it I'm not a princess! (I'm a prince-like lady~!)

Next thing you'll say is, That I'd look good in cute coords I wish that was true But Meganees always praise you! I'm proud being a prince-like lady And you can't change it!

People-people-people come to PriPara Because they want to look girly, You clearly see I'm complaining Why don't you stop saying I'm a princess When I want to choose my brand?

What's so princess-like about me? (What's it~?) Have I got long hair? Frilly skirts? I don't wear make up, nor fancy accessories (Stuff I don't like~) I'll tell you if you don't get it I'm not a princess! (I'm a prince-like lady~!)

Next thing I'll say is, Even if I was a princess, what would change? I can still use my favourite brand But Meganees have to complain! I'm a prince-like lady, but I have no choice I'll have to wear Twinkle Ribbon clothes!

Because the pros of being a princess, Are that, when you overreact on purpose, You get everything granted! I'm a princess-like prince genius.

What's so princess-like about me? (What's it~?) Have I got long hair? Frilly skirts? I don't wear make up, nor fancy accessories (Stuff I don't like~) I'll tell you if you don't get it I'm not a princess! (I'm a prince-like lady~!)