COLORnoH3 - New character?! ♫ AI MONTH: 1

Hello! Welcome to this May special: COLORnoH3 AI MONTH!

All of this is about the fabulous new Royal-type idol that will debut this Summer! Join Haruka, Hilulu and Hanako, the Triple Baka, in their hilarious shock while they try their best not to spoil you guys ^^ 'Right, babies?? ' <- menacing

Haruka: Uweeehhhhh...

Are you complaining?

Haruka: N-no! Not at all! *raises hand*

Well, then let's get started ^^

Hanako: HALLO BABIES!!!!!!

Hilulu: Ugh

Hanako: Welcs to our beautiful May special!

Hilulu: Ugh

Haruka: Today we're here to talk about our...

Hilulu: Ugh

Haruka: Our... eh... I...

Hilulu: Ugh

Haruka: Our... te-

Hanako: *covers Haruka and Hilulu's mouths* THE NEW TRANSFER STUDENT FROM PRITALY, RIIIIIIIIGHT?

Hilulu: ...ugh

Haruka: *depressed*

Hanako: ...

Show me some emotion, babies!

Haruka: ... *starts crying xD*

NOT THAT KIND OF EMOTION YOU MORON!

Haruka: M-moron... she alwa- *mouth gets shut by Hanako again* ;w;

Hanako: The person we're talking about is charismatic, thinks she's the best, and charismatic, and uhhhh... dumb... and... hateful... and-

Hilulu: She's very cool and the first Royal-type idol-ugh! She's a secret-type idol just like Haruka right here-ugh!

Hanako: What's with the gobi?

Hilulu: Ugh!

*facedesks* You three really are useless...

Hanako: Thanks, babe! Anyway! This brand is a Celeb, Cool and Royal-type brand. It's a multi-type like many brands outta there. It's a brand straight outta 'nother world! It's also the "sister" brand of our beloved Princess Heart :3

Hilulu: It's very different from the other Celeb brands, though. It uses a way darker color scheme, along with blue, cyan and purple-ugh. It's the sort of thing you can match with the Triangle stage, I guess-ugh

Hanako: Why bring up Triangle now?

Hilulu: Ugh!

Haruka: This brand is the opposite of Princess Heart, but it's made to match its coords... I guess...

Hanako: Anyway, let's move on to the main point: the brand name!

Haruka/Hilulu: Oh, right! (ugh)

Hanako: Baka Princess, since you're really excited, you may announce it ^^

Hilulu: Ugh...

Hilulu runs to the center of the room, and pulls down a string. As she does, many sparkles fall down along with a big screen, showing a big logo:



Hilulu: Do you love looking very stylish, ready for any live show, while still looking as fabulous as a king-ugh? Mr. Mystery is the brand you're looking for-ugh. *emotionless* Designed by its own user, it nicely contrasts the colorful and lolita-styled Princess Heart with its cool, boyish, unique yet stylish and formal designs-ugh! That's what Royal-type is all about-ugh.

Hanako: Well said, idiot!

Haruka: It's certainly surprising how two normally clashing images can look this nicely together ^^ Hope you'll enjoy the brand, and support A-

Hanako: *shuts her mouth* And support this Pritaly-Top-Class Idol!

Hilulu: That's all for today-ugh! Next time we may talk about Cyalume Heartful and Cyalume Royal, related to Princess Heart and Mr. Mystery-ugh. Stay tuned-ugh...

Hanako: Thanks for listening to Hilulu's depression! Seeing her suffer is always entertaining

Hilulu: Ugh...

Haruka: I-I bet you'll love Cyalume Type ^^ It's a new live feature from Pritaly all about special Type Jewels... It'll be an huge part of the upcoming Jewel Parade event! Look forward to this Dream Parade remake! Ehehe!

Hanako: Yeah! We have so many things to tell chu, fufufu

Hilulu: Ugh...

Hanako: Stay tuned, babies ^^ Thanks for listening!

All three bow down, as the lights go out

"Are you sure we should do this?"

asked Haruka, in the dark

A familiar voice answered: "Of course. I'm sure they'll love me, ugh"

"Are you stealing my gobi-ugh?"

"It's ugh from prince"

...

"WHERE'S UGH IN PRINCE-UGH"

"There's no ugh in prince" answered a metallic, flat voice

"Keep calm, I was just joking"

"I see."

"Ugh! Damn it! I liked it better when you we-"

"Shhh, sweetie"

"Ugh..."

"Where are your infamous feelings for moi gone to?"

"Die...!"

"Thanks, but I can't die easily ^^ Coming from another world, that is, and you should know better than anyone else ^^"

"Damn it! I'm leaving!"

"Bye..." said the metallic voice

"Wait Hilu-"

"Don't waste your time with her, darling"

"But..."

"Just forget it"

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