Galactic Campaign (May 18, 2017)

Furawa: Previously on...what am I doing, flo? Just read this, flo => Galactic Campaign (May 2, 2017).

Sumire: And this-this-this is where we...find the one who did that disaster! I'm Haochizuki Violet~

Ichigo: WOAH! HIGHLIGHTS, TSU!

Sumire: Seriously, all you care is the highlights on my hair.

Yurika: (enters the studio) ONEECHAN!! What do you think you're doing? We're not gonna kill the suspect coz this is PriPara! CHILDREN?!!

Sumire: Tsk...fine. (Throws sword and shielf out of the window)

Random Idol: OWW!! What was that just now?

Sumire: Opps.

Yurika: This scene is gonna get cut right? Okay, no? Then rate this with "Parental Guidance".

Ichigo: Speaking of ratings, we haven't giveb this program an actual rating yet, satsu?

Sumire: And do you have any ideas?

Ichigo: W8, I do, satsu!

Sumire: Well, I sure hope it doesn't involve Nozomi being scared with life.

Ichigo: It's different, satsu!

Sumire: Eh?

Movie and Anime Reviews

Ichigo: Welcome to a new segment of Galactic Campaign, Movie and Anime Reviews, satsu.

Layla: Where we would review a movie or an anime and the audience has to guess what that movie is!

Ichigo: Isn't this exiting, satsu? We get to take turns reviewing a movie and an anime, satsu?

Mikan: Mikan thinks this is not bad, nano~

Sumire: Are you crazy? Well, you are.

Ichigo: General, please start with what you have in mind, satsu?

Sumire: Me?

Ichigo: No. OH GENERAL MCARTHUR, SATSU!!

Sumire: Okay, okay, okay...any right?

Ichigo: Yes, satsu!

Sumire: Okay, as long as I don't tell them the title.

Ichigo: Yes, satsu!

Sumire: Okay, so this movie I have in mind is some sort of musical. It's made by a popular entertainment company. So, there is a baby girl, she was kidnapped, trapped in a tower, has a pet chameleon, almost killed a man with a frying pan, this man helped this girl escape the tower and this girl is some kind of princess.

Yurika: I know that movie.

Sumire: Yeah, coz you watched it with me.

Yurika: It was pretty amazing. That frying pan reminds me of Hanabi!

Sumire: Well, we can jusy say the unit, Jewliner, has some weird affinity for frying pans, juice blenders and chopping boards.

Yayoi: That movie...hmmm...I think I'm familiar with that.

Sumire: Yep! For those who don't know the movie, I'll just say that it has something to do with "You steal my flower. I'll steal your baby" thingy.

Yayoi: Wow!

Sumire: Attorney, your turn.

Yayoi: It's an anime. It's pretty much what Usagi and I enjoy watching. The episode span is only four to five minutes, based on History and like every stereotype is in it! It's pretty funny though.

Sumire: I have no idea.

Layla: Breaking stereotypes?

Miele: Never knew Yayoi would watch something like that.

Yayoi: YOU KNOW?!!

Miele: I pretty much enjoy it myself.

Yayoi: Ehhehehe, then~ (smiles)

Sumire: Audience, do you know that?

Sango: I only know the stereotypes song...(breathes)..."I think I love you more than-".

Klara: Please! That song is offensive. I don't eat tentacle porn.

Sumire: The question is are you Japanese?

Everyone else: YOU'RE SWISS!

Klara: I did live in Switzerland but, I actually have German blood, not Swiss.

Sumire: And because of that, Ms. German Lady...your turn.

Klara: Well then. This movie is also produced by the one that Sumire mentioned. It pretty much became a bomb during it's release, up until it's well known. Just think of the phrase "Let it Go!".

Sumire: That talking snowmam though. Usagi wants to eat his nose badly.

Nozomi: It's filled with ice, snow and the setting is pretty cold.

Klara: Nothing else to say since that phrase might've already gave an answer. Okay scaredy cat, your turn.

Nozomi: It's an anime. The main character is voiced by a lady! The main character is actually some kind of "monster" that others were afraid of and he never experienced love from other people until his ninja days.

Ichigo: Ohh! That anime was my childhood, satsu. I love how they run, how they do those wierd but meaningful hand gestures and that red eye thingy, satsu.

Sumire: Btw...one of the characters in that anime is pretty hot.

Ichigo: Ikr...w8, who are you talking about, satsu?

Sumire: Anyways, Amanogawa-sensei..

Ichigo: Yes! It's an anime and it has a school setting, satsu! Other hints involve cards, idols and fashion.

Akane: I kinda like that anime, especially the one with the red hair who speaks Spanish and stuff.

Ann: And the one with purple hair with blue ribbons like mine.

Akane: Uh, actually her ribbon is more "lacey" than yours.

Ann: I see~ Okay, who still hasn't got a turn.

Yurika: Oneechan, Yayoi, Klara, Nozomi, Ichigo...

Sumire: Oh, Yurika. Why don't you go next.

Yurika: Uh, okay. Well, it's a very popular kovie franchise based on a popular doll. All of the movies relating to that are amazing, I can't pick one to review!

Akane: So you want the audience to guess the name of the doll?

Yurika: Just that.

Sumire: Poor your puppy.

Yurika: I still love my robot puppy...HEY!

Mikan: Yurika has a robot puppy, nano?

Layla: You don't know?

Mikan: Just now, nano.

(Yurika chases Sumire around the studio)

Layla: Mikan, you're up~

Mikan: Mikan's anime is based on a light novel series, nano. They have weapons named after angels and dresses named after names of Gods, nano! Oh Oh!

Layla: You watch that kind of anime? It's harem...w8!

Nozomi: This means...

Everyone else: OUR CINNAMON ROLL IS GONE!

Mikan: Gelo~ (in a questionable manner)

Layla: Who made you watch such a thing?

Nozomi: You know that it's not made for kids.

Miele: It has...many scenes inappropriate for you!

Yayoi: Do you read the light novels too?

Mikan: Eh?

Akane: I'll go next! Ahem. It's more of a television series and it's British. It's about what I enjoy looking at the most.

Ann: Trains!

Ichigo: (imitates a train)

Akane: They're hardworking trains that have numbers in their design.

Ichigo: I used to play toys like those when I was young.

Ann: Ne, Sumire!

Sumire: Yes? (stops running)

Ann: We should do a live about trains with Akane as the center!

Akane: Eh me!

Klara: I better start designing those costumes again!

Sango: I'll help you!

(The rest still giving Mikan a lecture on not to watch that anime.)

Sumire: W8 a sec! We haven't attempted to search our suspect yet!

Rest of PF: We forgot!

Sumire: Amanogawa-sensei!

Ichigo: Tehehe~ I'm sorry, satsu!

Sumire: If it weren't for this segment-

Yurika: Oneechan, pay respect to her teacher!

Sumire: Well, I'm older with a large gap!

Klara: I feel sorry coz you are old and don't have any grandchildren.

Sumire: KLARA!

Klara: Opps, you were assumed dead before you find your first love. That's pretty much like Heaven for me.

Sumire: OH KLARA! I'LL SEND YOU DIRECTLY TO THE ACTUAL HEAVEN!

Mikan: That is Mikan's job, nano!

Furawa: (sighs) Another unsuccessful segment, flo. (A group of three idols broke the door of a room.)

Hanabi: Admit! Otherwise I'll hit you with my frying pan!

Shin: If you don't, then my juice blender woll end your life!

Chika: Do I have to say more how hard my chopping board is?

Jewliner: Just show yourself~

(??? from the last volume turned his chair and raised his hands)

Hanabi: Who are you?

???: I'm.........................................................................................................................................................JOHN CENA!

Jewliner: WHAT?!