User blog:Lethargic Yuki Co./I Need To Vent

Okkei, so, lately...

My parents having been thinking that anytime I state a fact (which I do a lot) it applies to me personally.

Example:

Mom: *Sees something* That must be painful.

Me: Some people perceive pain as a form of pleasure.

Mom: Okay, c'mon, we're gonna go get you help for your sadomasochistic tendencies, Josh.

Me: I'M NOT A NIJIDAMNED SADOMASOCHIST, MOTHER.

Mom: Then why are you talking about sadomasochism?!

Me: CUZ I WAS STATING A MORBID FACT LIKE I ALWAYS DO.

Example #2:

Me: Hey, mother, did you know that there's a forest in Japan that's famous for the amount of suicides committed there?

Mom: OH MY GOD YOU WANT TO COMMIT SUICIDE IN A FOREST?!

Me: NO! I'm not suicidal.

Mom: THEN WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IT?!

Me: BECAUSE DEATH IS INTERESTING!

Mom: THEN YOU'RE EITHER GONNA BE A MURDERER OR KILL YOURSELF IF WE DON'T GET HELP

Me: YOU'RE ALMOST AS DEATH-OBSESSED AS I AM

Mom: YOU'RE DEPRESSED! THAT'S IT! YOU'RE DEPRESSED!

Me: No, I am not depressed. Do you know why?

Mom: YOU'RE IN DENIAL!

Me: Sure, I take anti-depressants, but I assure you that I am not depressed in the slightest.

Mom: DENIAL!

Me: NO, THAT AUTISM SPECIALIST IN UNNAMED OTHER CITY DOESN'T KNOW HER SHIIIIT!

My life in a nutshell the past few days.